Benedict Cumberbatch and his profound knowledge of the Ikea catalogue
I love that he’s getting this right not because he’s a Star Trek geek but because he loves Ikea.
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The Picard Song (by Darkmateria).
Just click play.
omg i haven’t heard this in FOREVER
So basically this guy that I go to school with had to do a video about this academy called the CTE Academy, which is ridiculously far from our own and takes up three class periods, with you only earning one credit. He was told to make a video to promote this academy.
He made this.
This was about 823742 times better than I thought it would be
This is literally the best thing I’ve seen
Dear god, I’m crying.
this is the best video ever.
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the snack that smiles back
what is wrong with this website
do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
german sausage jokes are the wurst
apparently so was this text post
dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button
to turn it on
you need the power button to turn the computer on
did you just reply sarcastically to your own post
i thought i saw a fruit flavored breath freshener but it must have been a fig mint of my imagination
I see what you did there! XD
have u considered work as a detective because i really believe u would do well with that career ur observational skills are amazing
HOW CAN A SONG GIVE ME FUCKING COLD CHILLS AND MAKE ME TEAR UP
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
we had a substitute teacher who kept saying he was a philosopher??? and somehow everyone was impressed by that and he said “ladies, if a guy wants to sleep with you and you say no and and he follows you around and keeps asking you no matter what you say, you should say yes, because he truly loves you” and everyone nodded at his wisdom and i just
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Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve
but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars
like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow
wait no peOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS???
really stupid question though but like, aren’t there stars in front of the moon??? like??? space isn’t two dimensional so someone putting a couple stars in front of the shadow wouldn’t necessarily be wrong?? because aren’t there stars all around in space and?????? im just going to be confused forever frick uvu;
hun if there was a star infront of the moon we’d be fucking dead