the earth exists two days at a time


jehovahs:

ihaveasthma:

cats that have faces like this with the colors split down the middle means that there were two cats in the mummy cats womb that merged together in the early stages of fertilization.

it’s actually called a chimera and is when 2 eggs fuse and 2 sperm fuse and then fertilise eachother to create an organism with 2 seperate sets of traits but we can make stuff up i guess

call me crazy but to me it sounds like you both said the exact same thing in two different ways?

(Source: ab0vethef0ld)

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helioscentrifuge:

4gifs:

Aluminum foil keeps cats off counters. via TO

FOILED AGAIN

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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thebluemaverick:

aidosaur:

JOHNNY WANDER NOW HAS A KICKSTARTER!!

Please take a look, if only to see the video of me n’ Ananth bein’ doofs.

Yuko should be given cash just for video alone XD I was cracking up

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gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.


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catversushuman:

Things would’ve been different.

edit: The bigger version is in my main blog.

edit 2: Thanks to Frogman for the formatting tips!


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Just an FYI, I now have a Europe version of my tee and tote shop. You can find it here.


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catsbeaversandducks:

“I admit nothing! I admit nothing!”

Photo/caption via Imgur

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collegehumor:

Quite a set of whiskers you’ve got there.

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catversushuman:

My #1 cause of back problems.

And you don’t want to wake them up because: a.) It’s a precious moment, and b.) once they’re awake, they’re awake.

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catversushuman:

It’s like I’ve got cooties or something.

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My brother’s got a really, really nice picture of my cat.

You see this cat?

This is a real motherfucking cat.

This motherfucker right here.

(Except he’s secretly a bulldog or something like seriously)

Vladimir Rokmoninov (or just Vlad or Vladdie)

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catversushuman:

WARNING: 

DO NOT attempt to force cuddle them while on crazy mode.

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