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“Can you give us any hints about Sherlock?”

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waitfortheawesomeness:

dudeufugly:

imageimagethank you Benedict! big help!

Really? I thought they were changing the name of the show to John

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the amount of sass in this fandom is inspiring

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I once had a guy tell me...: I once had a guy (friend from college) open a door for me (ofc I said...

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a guy (friend from college) open a door for me (ofc I said thank you) and mention something about chivalry and acted puffed-out and proud, he felt entitled to reward for such a noble act. I said “Ah, well done, you, a human being, did a decent thing for another human being who happens to have breasts/a vagina. Imagine that. Am I to fall at your feet now? What are your rates for opening doors? Handjob? Nudes? ” He looked stunned, and said “I never thought of it that way…I’m so sorry”

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bradstuck:

inigomontoyaa:

calibornsfabulouseyelashes:

ambrister:

partygrandpa:

3d-dragon:

growpoisonflowerswithme:

nevver:

Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)

Yeah, it’s weird to be raised like that in South Carolina.

As some one who lives in NJ this is pretty legit, we even curse at each other for cursing so much.

motherfuck yeah, ohio!

literally everyone in nj curses you cannot escape

its tru tho we curse like every other fuckin word man it is some crazy shit like you really have to be mindful of what youre saying so you dont accidentally say christopher columbus was a shitsack in social studies

fuck were ENCOURAGED to curse around nj

its weird if you dont

California. Spearing like sailors, and very courteous.

If I ever need to describe myself again I’m going to just show these charts.

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trekgate:

“You filthy liar!”


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abhortion:

shaneaniguns:

abhortion:

holy shit

except the blog is making a valid point so I guess the anon is some fedora guy.

valid point?

you mean when the complained how full this tram was?

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or this train?

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or do you mean when they complained that these astronauts were spreading their legs too wide?

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Or even this totally crowded rush hour bus? if only those men had moved the fuck over, there might have been a bit more room :(

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yes, I can see what you mean. very valid points indeed.

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I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

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mericanfootball:

This is a valuable lesson

adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not

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Thank you for following me. Thank you for reblogging from me. Thank you for liking my posts. Thank you for sending me nice messages. Thank you for staying followed to me. Thank you for making my Tumblr experience amazing. Thank you.

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thefrogman: I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times. Via I would count your teeth with my tongue.

thefrogman:

I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.


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ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

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newtypezaku:

NEXT ON CSI: FEUDAL JAPAN.


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wankershim: vivalaausten: d4vek4t: onlylolgifs: Macaroni being made are you fUCKING KIDDING ME at first I thought this was a dildo factory Dildo factory posts have come across my dash too many times for me to judge you on that Via i want more carrots and breadcrumbs

wankershim:

vivalaausten:

d4vek4t:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

are you fUCKING KIDDING ME

at first I thought this was a dildo factory

Dildo factory posts have come across my dash too many times for me to judge you on that


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cokekitty: OpenDyslexic is a free-to-use font that is designed to help those with dyslexia read better. The text is weighted, having a heavier bottom, which is thought to increase readability for dyslexic people. You can download it for free here. I don’t have dyslexia myself, but in the event any of my followers do, I thought I’d share. Maybe it will help people. Via i want more carrots and breadcrumbs

cokekitty:

OpenDyslexic is a free-to-use font that is designed to help those with dyslexia read better. The text is weighted, having a heavier bottom, which is thought to increase readability for dyslexic people. You can download it for free here.

I don’t have dyslexia myself, but in the event any of my followers do, I thought I’d share. Maybe it will help people.

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