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IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING
someone please reverse this gif
u r welcome
HOLY SHIT THANK U
I fucking love you, BBC.
Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
“Can you give us any hints about Sherlock?”
thank you Benedict! big help!
Really? I thought they were changing the name of the show to John
the amount of sass in this fandom is inspiring
I once had a guy (friend from college) open a door for me (ofc I said thank you) and mention something about chivalry and acted puffed-out and proud, he felt entitled to reward for such a noble act. I said “Ah, well done, you, a human being, did a decent thing for another human being who happens to have breasts/a vagina. Imagine that. Am I to fall at your feet now? What are your rates for opening doors? Handjob? Nudes? ” He looked stunned, and said “I never thought of it that way…I’m so sorry”
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Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)
Yeah, it’s weird to be raised like that in South Carolina.
As some one who lives in NJ this is pretty legit, we even curse at each other for cursing so much.
motherfuck yeah, ohio!
literally everyone in nj curses you cannot escape
its tru tho we curse like every other fuckin word man it is some crazy shit like you really have to be mindful of what youre saying so you dont accidentally say christopher columbus was a shitsack in social studies
fuck were ENCOURAGED to curse around nj
its weird if you dont
California. Spearing like sailors, and very courteous.
If I ever need to describe myself again I’m going to just show these charts.
holy shit
except the blog is making a valid point so I guess the anon is some fedora guy.
valid point?
you mean when the complained how full this tram was?
or this train?
or do you mean when they complained that these astronauts were spreading their legs too wide?
Or even this totally crowded rush hour bus? if only those men had moved the fuck over, there might have been a bit more room :(
yes, I can see what you mean. very valid points indeed.
This is a valuable lesson
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
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I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.




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